Viagri Bares Her Soul
At the Naked Lunch Restaurant

 

At the Naked Lunch Restaurant, where the patrons are required to check their street clothes into lockers and dine at glass tables in the nude, the wealthy Darrell Von Stanton, his heart full of desire, and with a full erection, pops the question to Viagri: “Will you marry me?”

Lunch at the Naked RestaurantViagri replies, “I’d love to, dear. But . . .

“If I’m going to be exclusive to one man, I need that man to fulfill all my sexual desires. And I am a very highly sexed lady. I live for my orgasms! I need a man to fuck me every day — I feel so empty without a man inside me — and to eat my pussy every day, until I reach another total screaming orgasm. I crave sexual intimacy; I want my man to grope my body and feel me up every day, to reassure me that he is ravenously sexually attracted to me. Are you that man?

“And my man must always stand by me and emotionally support me as I express my sexuality openly to the world. My body is a fashion statement and a political statement. I refuse to submit to sexual repression.

“To me, sexual abstinence is unhealthy. It causes frustration and makes people mean-spirited. Society needs to be sexually active, to calm men’s aggressive tendencies and boost women’s feelings of ecstasy and delight their emotions.

“A vibrator just doesn’t fill my needs, because it is too mechanical and impersonal, and lacks the surprise and spontaneity of a male personality.

“I haven’t yet met the man who can keep up with all my sexual desires. I love variety, and I typically fuck several different men a week. If this makes me a slut, I wear that name proudly. Men are admired for their sexual conquests, so why shouldn’t women be admired? Why the double standard? To me, boys are girl toys, to be used as desired. And I’m an artist at what I do — I leave every guy with a positive glow. People who are sexually active have a zest for life that is the envy of others. You can always spot sexually active people just by the way they walk.

“In other cultures, for a lady to be accomplished sexually is very prestigious. In this culture, such ladies are often reviled. Yet, like nurses, they are needed to bring healing to a very sick society. My chosen vocation is to defend the ladies who work in the sex trades, and to promote sexual healing, to restore people’s sexual confidence and self respect so that they can attract another person to be connected to, to give each other the sexual and emotional comfort that all people need.

“How liberated are you? Are you easily embarrassed? Do you secretly feel that the prudes are right? Or do you have an unshakable conviction in your own principles? To do otherwise, to dress “modestly” to hide your sexual attractiveness, is to give in to the prudes, to silently endorse their demands.

“Fucking is the best exercise, to stimulate the body and to ease tensions. Historically, men needed to be aggressive to fight predators and hunt for food, but today men need to be pacified with sex to reduce those aggressive tendencies, which benefits women. Sex is society’s calming influence.

“Guys can’t fuck us if they don’t have hard-ons, so it’s up to us ladies to turn them on. Guys are programmed by nature to respond to ladies who show their sexuality. Ladies who endorse the prudes, in dress and behavior, will have the least affect on turning a guy on. Some women are afraid of acting sexy because they lack the confidence to pull it off.

“Call me a lady or a slut, I honestly don’t care because I feel strong and confident in who I am and in what I do. Some people are told at an early age that sex is sinful, evil, dirty and vulgar. But to me it is none of those things. To me it is sacred, caring, humane, beautiful and sophisticated.

“I have a significant collection of porn, in print and video, plus various statuary. I find it inspiring and stimulating, a necessary antidote to the suffocating, mind numbing influences of a sick, repressed, anti-sex society.

“To be a sexually liberated woman is a great accomplishment and something to be justifiably proud of. It is also a great contribution to the advancement of a humane society. Knowing that motivates me to be a beacon of light in a dark world.”