Slutwalk
Viagri Confronts Opposition to “SlutWalks”
Viagri is radiant with expectation as she walks with her head up, shoulders back and her chest thrust forward, proudly. “Ah, so many men! And every man a potential hard-on!” Suddenly she hears an angry woman shouting, “Oh, you SLUT!” Viagri reacts, innocently, “Who, me?” The incensed woman, Modesty, approaches Viagri: “Do you have to FLAUNT your TITS so . . . BIG?!”
Viagri: “I like my tits. The guys love them, and I love the guys!” Modesty: “But it just sends the wrong message! Guys see you acting like that and think of only one thing!” Viagri: “That’s good! I want them to think of that one thing! I want the same thing they want!” Modesty: “Well, there’s more to life than just that!” Viagri: “Sure, but this is the best part of life! Embrace it! And don’t hate the girl with the big tits. These days any girl can have big tits!” Modesty: “But that’s not natural! And speaking of which, tell me —” (smirking sarcastically) “did you have your boobs . . . augmented?” Viagri, innocently: “No. Although every girl will say that. But as long as her tits look good and feel good, what difference should it make?” Modesty: “Hmph! Guys always want to know if they’re real or fake!” Viagri: “Actually, every guy should know that a girl who has her boobs enhanced must have a very positive attitude toward men and sex! And there’s no greater aphrodisiac to a man than an eager, willing female!
“Anyway, men like tits! Besides the genitals, tits are the most distinctive feature of the female, so the more pronounced the tits, the larger it makes a man’s hard-on, and the more passionately the man will fuck the woman, enabling her to have a big, screaming orgasm! And once you’ve had an orgasm, girl, you’ll definitely want another! An orgasm is the most exciting, thrilling thing about being alive!
“Anyway, I refuse to endorse sexual repression, or pretend that nobody fucks! Everybody knows that everybody fucks, so why all the hypocrisy? So excuse me, while I join the local SlutWalks — to add my voice — and my tits — to a liberating cause!”
PEOPLE, WEAR YOUR VIAGRI T-SHIRTS PROUDLY, DEFIANTLY, AS A SYMBOL OF SOLIDARITY FOR FREEDOM OF SEXUAL EXPRESSION!
SlutWalks is a growing international political movement organized by women who publicly declare their sexuality and demand freedom from harassment, shame and degradation women still face for expressing their sexuality. They organize marches in cities around the world, including the U.S., and are joined by men who support their cause. For more information, go to: